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Saturday, December 28, 2013

No Excuses....



The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember....
Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
Peter denied Christ (3 times!)
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
Mary Magdalene was promiscuous
the Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once...
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer....

AND
Lazarus was dead!

Now! No more excuses!
God can use you to your full potential.
You aren't the message, you are just the
messenger.

The Perfect Pastor

The Perfect Pastor
The perfect pastor preaches exactly 10 minutes.
He condemns sin roundly but never hurts anyone’s feelings.
He works from 8am until midnight and is also the church janitor.
The perfect pastor makes $40 a week, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys good books, and donates $30 a week to the church.
He is 29 years old and has 40 years experience.
Above all, he is handsome.
The perfect pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers,
and he spends most of his time with the senior citizens.
He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor
that keeps him seriously dedicated to his church.
He makes 15 home visits a day
and is always in his office to be handy when needed.
The perfect pastor always has time for church council and all of its committees.
He never misses the meeting of any church organization 
and is always busy evangelizing the unchurched.
The perfect pastor is always in the next church over!
If your pastor does not measure up,
simply send this notice to six other churches that are tired of their pastor, too.
Then bundle up your pastor and send him to the church at the top of the list.
If everyone cooperates, in one week you will receive 1,643 pastors.
One of them should be perfect!

This appeared in the Rochester Courier Journal in September 1981.  I am not sure who is the author. If you know please e-mail me so that I can acknowledge. Thanks.

25 Questions for Spiritual Growth:

26 questions to help develop spiritual growth:

1. How is your relationship with God right now?
2. What have you read in the Bible in the past week?
3. What has God said to you in this reading?
4. Where do you find yourself resisting Him these days?
5. What specific things are you praying for in regard to yourself?
7. What are the specific tasks facing you right now that you consider incomplete?
8. What habits intimidate you?
9. What have you read in the secular press this week?
10. What general reading are you doing?
11. What have you done to play?
12. How are you doing with your spouse? Kids?
13. If I were to ask your spouse about your state of mind, state of spirit, state of energy level, what would the response be?
14. Are you sensing spiritual attacks from the enemy right now?
15. If Satan were to try to invalidate you as a person or as a servant of the Lord, how might he do it?
16. What is the state of your sexual perspective? Tempted? Dealing with fantasies? Entertainment?
17. Where are you financially right now? (things under control? under anxiety? in great debt?)
18. Are there any unresolved conflicts in your circle of relationships right now?
19. When was the last time you spent time with a good friend of your own gender?
20. What kind of time have you spent with anyone who is a non-Christian this month?
21. What challenges do you think you're going to face in the coming week? Month?
22. What would you say are your fears at this present time?
23. Are you sleeping well?
24. What three things are you most thankful for?
25. Do you like yourself at this point in your pilgrimage?
26. What are your greatest confusions about your relationship with God?

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Christmas Perspective

To avoid offending anybody, 
a school dropped religion altogether 
and started singing about the weather. 
They now hold the winter program in February and sing increasingly non-memorable songs such as "Winter Wonderland," "Frosty the Snowman" 
and--this is a real song--"Suzy Snowflake," 
all of which is pretty funny because the school is in Miami. 
A visitor from another planet would watch all this and assume that the children belonged to 
the Church of Meteorology. 

Saturday, November 16, 2013

My mom gave me this....



Things to plant in your garden
1st plant 5 rows of Peas
Preparedness, Promptness, Perseverance, Politeness, Prayer

2nd plant 3 rows of Squash
Squash Gossip, squash indifference, squash criticism 

3rd plant 4 rows of Lettuce
Let us be faithful, let us be unselfish, let us be love, let us be thankful 

4th plant 4 rows of Turnips
Turn up for church, Turn up with a smile, 
Turn up with a positive outlook,
Turn up with a commitment to do your best

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

I am thankful for....



I am thankful for…

The taxes I pay because it means that I’m employed.

The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.

My shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.

A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.

The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking.

All the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have freedom of speech.

That lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means that I can hear.

The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it mans my loved ones are nearby.

The alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am alive.
—-
I’m not sure where it came from originally. If I did, then I‘d give proper credit.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Spiritual "Shape"....



George Barna conducted a survey of self-professing Christians and here’s what he found about their knowledge of the Bible: 

48% could not name the four Gospels.
52% cannot identify more than two or three of Jesus’ disciples.
60% of American Christians can’t name even five of the 10 Commandments.
61% of American Christians think the Sermon on the Mount was preached by Billy Graham.
71% of American Christians think “God helps those who help themselves” is a Bible verse.

George Barna said, "Americans revere the Bible, but by and large they don’t know what it says. And because they don’t know it, they have become a nation of biblical illiterates."

No wonder 21st century Christians are failing to finish their marathon race. No wonder Christians by the thousands are falling prey to the false teachers of our day. They are being feed junk food and don’t feed themselves on the Word of God. They are desperately in need of a solid diet of good food, Scripture. We need to get into "spiritual shape"!

Friday, October 4, 2013

My Defining Moment (my story continues)



My Defining Moment (my story continues)

I posted “My Defining Moment” yesterday and I have lost track of how many people want to know what I was doing in Chicago.  So as the great Paul Harvey used to say, “Here is the rest of the story”.    

When I was 6 years old, God captured my heart.  There was no doubt that God had selected me to serve as a pastor. 

What I didn’t expect was, God “trains” us for service by leading us through life experiences that are dangerous and introduces us to people that try our patience, but each provides us with a “tool” that we will need in our service later down the road. Nothing is wasted. 

So right out of High School in 1981, I headed to Chicago for Bible College. 

I have taken a lifetime to process what I experienced and learned in Bible College.  As I said earlier, “Nothing is wasted”.  God has a plan. 

The Bible College I attended was highly conservative and very big on rules and regulations.  They often preached from the pulpit, sermons on the sin of men wearing pink shirts.  Their position was that it was effeminate and inappropriate for men of God. 

I experienced a few things happened at Bible College that changed my life. 

First, I learned that I don’t respond well to “rules and regulations”.  When someone pushes me – my natural instinct is to push back.  This has, to say the last, seldom served me well.  Here I learned the meaning of Philippians 1:6, being confident of this, that He who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus.Lesson #1:  God had to humble me before He could use me.  Thus when I left Bible College in 1984, the U.S. Army was phase two of God's plan to humble me.  Nothing like a Drill Sergeant to confront a stubborn young lad who struggles with "rules and regulations".    

Second, I learned the importance of friends.  The College was brutal and broke the spirit of many who couldn’t hold up under all the rules and scrutiny.  I’m not saying the College was wrong ~ I’m just saying it was a more harsh living condition than anything the Army threw at me.  Thus, friends were a life line that offered not only encouragement but perspective.  I learned to carefully screen those that get close to me ~ and those that do get close ~ to take their advice to heart ~ no matter how painful.  Their insight and wisdom is often right from the throne room of Heaven and must be valued. 

Third, (I will stop with 3) I had numerous classes from a retired pastor (Les Smith) from Atlanta.  He had a “pastor’s heart” for people.  This was the first time I witnessed both compassion and fire from a pastor’s heart.  Pastor Smith was transparent with us and often shed tears, both of compassion for the lost and pain for those who had gone astray.  Halfway through my second year, the church in Atlanta that Pastor Smith planted and built, went through terrible divisions that ripped the heart out of the church.  I remember Pastor Smith weeping in the classroom as he explained to us the dynamics that were devastating the church he loved dearly.  Finally, he resigned as our professor and drove back to Atlanta to get back in the battle and try to lead the church back to “health”.  My time under his teaching was invaluable.    

Fourth, (ok, I will stop with 4) my favorite (and most difficult) class was Greek. In all honesty, I have no gift for languages (my deaf step daughter will attest to this).  However, to hold a Greek New Testament and study each word in the original language was ~ an honor that seized my soul.  English is a rough coarse language, but Greek is incredibly descriptive.  One Greek word, with all the prefixes and suffixes, can not only describe a sunset but will provide you an experience, complete with a warm tropical breeze blowing in your face and the warm sand between your toes.  OK, I may have exaggerated somewhat, but you get the idea.  My Greek professor gave me a deep hunger and appreciation for God’s Word.  For that, I will forever be grateful.   

"But he said to me,
'My grace is sufficient for you,
for my power is made perfect in weakness.'
Therefore I will boast all the more gladly
about my weaknesses,
so that Christ's power may rest on me."